While it's been an exhausting day, here's a bit of light verse, which I hope amuses:
Robert's Rule of Disorder
by Lawrence Schimel
The thief who likes to read verses
When he's not out snatching purses
Learns the key to dishonest labors:
Good fences make good neighbors.
(c) 1996 by Lawrence Schimel. First published in THE LYRIC.